Crazy Things My Kids Say, Volume 4

Those of you who have children know, these little creatures say some very entertaining things. I got some great advice from someone I work with. She speaks from experience, as her children are now in their late teens and early twenties, when she tells me, "Chuck, you need to write these things down."

I decided that I not only need to write these things down, but I need to share them with other parents as well. Most of these quotes will have no context, because, to be quite honest, we usually don't get any context from the kids. We just happen to hear a part of what they are saying, and they will almost never repeat the phrases or explain them to us.


Since my wife and kids were out of town this week, I didn't get many funny things out of them this week. Here are a couple of highlights though:

I am trying to lose weight. My son offered this gem, "S'mores are good for you when you are on a diet, Daddy." I have to admit, I like his style.

My wife and I teach some small children during Sunday school at church. One of our little guys told me "Mia is my girlfriend, but she doesnt play with me very much."

Those were our funny quotes this week. With kids around, you never know what to expect. Please let me know in the comments section any of the funny things the kids in your life have said. I'd love to hear your stories!


Related Posts:
Crazy Things My Kids say, Volume 1
Crazy Things My Kids Say, Volume 2
Crazy Things My Kids Say, Volume 3