Chimtot's Blog: Crazy Things My Kids Say, Volume 6

Those of you who have children know, these little creatures say some very entertaining things. I got some great advice from someone I work with. She speaks from experience, as her children are now in their late teens and early twenties, when she tells me, "Chuck, you need to write these things down."
I decided that I not only need to write these things down, but I need to share them with other parents as well. Most of these quotes will have no context, because, to be quite honest, we usually don't get any context from the kids. We just happen to hear a part of what they are saying, and they will almost never repeat the phrases or explain them to us.

An actual conversation between the boy and I this week.

Boy: Austin (a cousin) has armpit hair like you

Me: Yup that's right.

Boy: Some boys have armpit hair.

Me: Where is yours?

Boy: It is a really light color so you can't see it.

I picture something like this.
Only visible on a black background.

We caught another funny moment on our vlog... well, sort of. A few days ago the girl walked out of the back of the house, came up to me and said "I zombie ducky. Quack Quack. Brains." I tried to get her to say it for the camera (This never works by the way, the magic of a funny kid's saying cannot be extricated on command.) but she switched it to "I zombie monkey. Oooh Oooh, Eeee Eeee!" Here is a video in case you would like to watch. She says it at around the 2 minute and 10 second mark.

As I was getting ready for work on Friday morning, the boy was in the bathroom "helping" me to brush my teeth and participating in general 4-year-old-hi-jinks. Carley told him to go to the living room so that Daddy could get ready for work. His response was to cover his ears, run to the living room, spin in a circle and announce "Help me I'm going crazy!"

Those were our funny quotes this week. With kids around, you never know what to expect. Please let me know in the comments section any of the funny things the kids in your life have said. I'd love to hear your stories!